“Never underestimate the importance of a comfortable sofa. Especially when someone else paid for it.”
– General Bali Hok
Meet the Hokkers / Words of Wisdom
The Hokkerverse / Meet the Hokkers
Words of Wisdom.
Life lessons, observations and other shite from Bali Hok.
“Stay curious. Stay suspicious. And never trust a politician who claims his trousers were an emergency.”
– Bali Hok
“I’d like to apologise to everyone we’ve offended this month. Unfortunately, I can’t remember who you all are, and frankly, I suspect most of you deserved it. If we’ve made a mistake, we’ll correct it. If we’ve told the truth and you’ve taken offence, that’s your fucking problem.”
– Bali Hok
“I’ve reached the conclusion that Hoksville’s cultural sector is doing remarkably well. Unfortunately, culture itself appears to have died.”
– Bali Hok
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